Life in the Oh-5

So last night I had a run-in with this joker. He's a real punk and needs to get a clue. He's been harassing someone I know and was trying to use me in getting to the person he's harassing. I told him in pretty clear terms he'd better hit the road or...

He ended up hollering at me and said, "how can you call yourself a f@#$ing preacher!"

I hollered back, "You need to do better than that. People ask me that all the time. Doesn't even bother me."

Now, if he had said, "You look like a Baptist," we'd have rumbled.